because I've got sweat running down my back...

(for illustrative purposes only. this is not my back)

(Dear God, am I this sweaty?!?)

And because I've apparently lost my mind and the ability to dress appropriately for the season...

And because I just walked 10 blocks in the heat, in heels and a long-sleeve shirt

And because I have a car that is in operating condition

I've decided two things:

1. I do not love the environment enough to walk on 85 degree days

2. Large men should under no circumstance walk a teeny-tiny dog. It's just not right.

That is all.

I'm going to hide in a corner now until I'm confident I do not look like picture above.