A room with more than a view.

room service: 3 times a day!

free! fashion-forward accessories provided for your comfort

 drugs at the push of a button

gourmet beverages for guests

All of this and the medical care needed to get well? priceless. 

because I've got sweat running down my back...

(for illustrative purposes only. this is not my back)

(Dear God, am I this sweaty?!?)

And because I've apparently lost my mind and the ability to dress appropriately for the season...

And because I just walked 10 blocks in the heat, in heels and a long-sleeve shirt

And because I have a car that is in operating condition

I've decided two things:

1. I do not love the environment enough to walk on 85 degree days

2. Large men should under no circumstance walk a teeny-tiny dog. It's just not right.

That is all.

I'm going to hide in a corner now until I'm confident I do not look like picture above.